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I don't even understand what is going on anymore.

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Anonymous asked: How do Australians walk anywhere without being killed by snakes or spiders or platypus?

kleincrew:

kurobjd:

thehappytranny:

kurobjd:

kleincrew:

kurobjd:

By riding war kangaroos. How else?

I was wondering that too. The reason I don’t want to go to Oz for a holiday is because I don’t have a kangaroo mount : (

You could always visit Tasmania. You can rent wombat drawn carriages there. It’s really cold though. 

What about tasmanian devil ambushes?

The tour guides usually provide you with a bag of wallaby and possum offcuts  to throw at them. 

I actually can’t tell if you are serious or not.
Australia is a fucked up place and I believe everything I’m told about it.

To be honest it’s not that bad. XD 
The only thing you really have to worry about are drop bears.

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Anonymous asked: How do Australians walk anywhere without being killed by snakes or spiders or platypus?

thehappytranny:

kurobjd:

kleincrew:

kurobjd:

By riding war kangaroos. How else?

I was wondering that too. The reason I don’t want to go to Oz for a holiday is because I don’t have a kangaroo mount : (

You could always visit Tasmania. You can rent wombat drawn carriages there. It’s really cold though. 

What about tasmanian devil ambushes?

The tour guides usually provide you with a bag of wallaby and possum offcuts  to throw at them. 

Filed under I'd be more worried about the locals tbh There's lots of small country towns Which isn't as nice as it sounds

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shmapey:

justmyflawedlogic:

lokisgloriouspenis:

okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl

female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.

so in conclusion

if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick

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